Kwaicore music
has been unrealeased and impossible to find because it’s an underground freestyle music genre. The music is made
at the secret parties. No one except for the artist has any of the music. It’s
more fun that way.
People have been getting upset because I spoke about their
video without any smiley faces. I’m sorry. You expect to be shown this
unreleased Kwaicore music but instead you’re left thinking, “and then?”
That doesn’t get a smiley face.
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| Sentences. Too. Long. |
“Given the level of substance deemed appealing, it comes as
no surprise that short sentences and limited content are more appealing than
anything even remotely intellectual.”
So I went onto his blog and the first thing that came up
was this:
“Peoples attention spans are notoriously short. So short
that I have to limit the length of my sentences so as not to lose interest. So
short that more and more often people with normal, fully functioning brains are
self prescribing Ritalin before exams so as to remain focused… I've already
taken two breaks on this paragraph alone. So how do we keep them interested in
Kwaicore when the only thing we've really got going for it is what I have to
say?”
If you managed to read either of the quotes till the end
without dying, you are my new hero. Even he had to take a break.
I’m very happy for the girl whose “blog is hot on [my]
tale”, I’m also impressed that you used “impertinent” after spelling “tale”
wrong.
This blog is, however, about Kwaicore and is not an English Revision blog.
There are a lot of angry people out there.
You guys should get together and make a hardcore band.
“Shut up unless you can do it better. Thanks.”
PS: In case anyone does
need an English Revision blog
Here's a blog for any angry people looking to get angrier
