Let's say you find the secret party and decide it's time to try it out. There are some things that newbies need to know before even attempting to go to a Kwaicore party.
Firstly, the DON'TS:
- No fist-pumping.
- No mullets (sorry peeps from the South).
- No high-heels, this isn't Fourways.
- No dwelms (drugs).
- No fighting (the music is made to bring peeps together, not show off testosterone levels).
- No pussy-pockets (mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini skirts/shorts).
- Don't be scared away by piercings and odd fashions.
Now, the DO'S:
- Dance your face off.
- Get krunktastic.
- Meet new people.
- Dig the music.
These parties are a place where people can listen to the music, meet new people, and feel like a part of something.
These parties are not for breeding, if you know what I mean.
So there, if you do manage to find the venue (WELL DONE TO YOU) now you won't look like a fool.
Thanks for the advice gurl! Too bad I've already bought my fanny flap and cut myself a mullet. What am I gon do now?!
ReplyDelete#DazedAndConfused
It's not too late to turn that mullet into a... MOHAWK!
DeleteTurn that fanny pack into a handbag if you're feeling frisky, you could just create a new fashion.
Maybe...
Fanny FLAPS are also great as a belt for your jeans or a headband.
ReplyDeleteEy gurrrl get that skirt on yo' head!
I put dat skurt on mah head when I wanna gurl! Dontcha be telling me whut 2 do! Mama didn raise no fool
ReplyDeleteAnd the mullet?
ReplyDeleteHow are you going to solve that problem?
guurrrrrrl.
Mullets are fresh. The ladies like to run their fingers through summin while yr getting it on. Also u can weave pony tails together as a symbol of best friends forever.
ReplyDelete#SmackMyBitchUp
As long and luscious as mullets can be, Kwaicore fans prefer braiding their mohawks.
ReplyDeleteMaybe if you rock some funky hair colour with that fanny flap.
Then again, maybe you;ll find someone at the party who digs business in the front and parties at the back.